Swamp attack episode 9 how to#
Swamp attack episode 9 tv#

Yeah, and I'm also feeling the edge of the razorblade on my brain each time they decide to 'clown' around and balance the remainder of my good mood on their ugly tubby noses. The Sideshow Bobs talk about how they are positive and also clowning around and how this gives them a mental edge over other teams.

Both teams are neck to neck in getting on the boats reserved for each team. It's a good thing you two are good racers. Yo, Clowns, I eat unfunny ugly freaks like you - in a non-sexual alimentary way, just to make this clear - on my birthday parties, so read my lips, buster: You Are Not Funny.

Anyway, one of the Sideshow Bobs look at the camera, puckers up his obnoxious mouth to imitate Babe the Pig (only Babe is cuter), and says loudly just like the camera ho that he is, 'Hot springs!' In case I'm deaf and still not getting the fact that he's a Funny Clown, I guess. There is a high chance you'll die of boredom than to be attacked by wild animals. And in case you're wondering, Poring Hot Springs is one of the many ersatz 'nature hike' spots in Malaysia. There, they will walk on a wooden bridge hanging 100 feet from the ground. The Sideshow Bobs read aloud the clue that tells them to take the boat back to the mainland and travel 78 miles to the Poring Hot Springs (heh) by cab. DADT will leave at 2:06 am, but it really doesn't matter actually as long as the Sideshow Bobs leave the mat first. At 2:05 am, the Sideshow Bobs and the DADT are standing side by side, each with their respective clue envelopes. And while you're at it, write some letters to Less Moomoo at CBS because apparently there may not be The Amazing Race 5 ever.Īnyway, back to the race.

Swamp attack episode 9 tv#

Adrenaline, bitchiness, and hoyay - what else can one ask for from a reality TV show? Nobody makes nipple pinching this good like The Amazing Race, so you people, watch it while it's still on. Hey, if I can rewatch the footage again and again because I'm weird that way, those who missed the show can see for themselves what they are missing. In the meantime, enjoy the screencaps of Dan sexual harrassing poor Top Gun as Chippo the yummy stud looks on in horror. I bet there's an X-rated As The Pit Stop Turns footage extravanganza that's screaming to be released on bootleg DVD.

Everybody - except the MillieChuck - seems to be so touchy-feely at the Pit Stop. Chippo is beside Top Gun, grinning, as Top Gun tries not to look too excited as he smiles at the camera. His hair! Must be the third werewolf stage advancement thing here - drinking - one of the Oily Bohunk holding a Coke bottle that has more personality than the two of the Bohunks combined - sleeping - the Barrs asleep and Dan sporting a major case of nippleage.ĭon't they look so innocent asleep? Then Dan is awake, and lo, Philo just has to continue from where he left off from 'sleeping' - now he says 'mingling', and look! Dan Barr comes on and he grabs Top Gun's right nipple and no, not just pinch, he grabs it, probably pinches it first, and without letting go of the nipple, then jiggles the whole manboob in a way that screams 'I'm gay all the way from Soho to San Francisco!'. He talks about Racers spending time at the Pit Stop eating - cue a really scary shot of Chuckles the Werewolf biting on some pastry. But if I still call Mumbai Bombay, I guess it's fair that they call Kalimantan and East Malaysia 'Borneo'. He tells me that we are at the Manukan Island, 'just of the coast of the Malaysian Borneo', whichh is not entirely true because Borneo is a colonial name, and now us independent feitsy third-world people prefer not to use the name anymore. The wind blows dramatically so that Philo's shirt can flutter and hint at a really nice body underneath. Philo Koughie, our hostest with the mostest mysterious on-and-off manboobies but always hot nonetheless, comes on screen in a really sexy blue shirt. There ought to be a rule forbidding Moo and Monotone from signing up on reality shows.Īnyway, credits. I really cannot stand watching them anymore. Someone please drag the Oily Bohunks away. It's a non-elimination round, so we are still stuck with five Teams. And that is after they barely escape India, the Country That Will Not Let You Leave. Previously, the Racers come to Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia and do a lot of stupid things including, among others, trying to see how good they will be on a Survivor challenge and how they will fare in case they somehow have to earn their living as fishermen (verdict: not good).

Swamp attack episode 9 how to#

REALITY TV SHOW RECAPS THE AMAZING RACE Season 4 Episode 9: We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing